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What is the difference between a laptop and a mainframe?

Oct 19, 2009

Last week I told my wife that I could explain the difference between a laptop and a mainframe. After I was done she said that computer guys have a strange sense of humor. Here is how I explained it.

It boils down to: Never do this with a mainframe!

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